Carbs Scare Me
Carbs Scare Me
🚚 Free shipping · Printed to order, arrives in 7–14 business days · Order by Nov 30 for Christmas
Printed to order: ships in 1–3 business days, arrives in 7–14 business days (after Oct 31).
Forget the stake. Just show him the garlic bread.
This old-school vampire has survived centuries of monster hunters, but nothing terrifies him like a steaming slice of cheesy garlic bread. Eyes bulging, fangs out, and claws up in horror, he's holding it as far away as tongs will allow. Drippy orange and slime-green letters finish off this retro horror look.
Perfect for anyone on a diet, gym lovers, pasta-night fans, Halloween parties, and anyone who's ever been personally attacked by a bread basket.
- Detailed retro horror artwork in red, cream, orange, and slime green
- Printed to order just for you
- Funny Halloween gift for foodies, dieters, and horror fans
Best colors: Black, Dark Chocolate, and Forest Green make the vampire and the bright letters pop the most.
Gildan G500 Adult 5.3 oz. T-Shirt
- 5.3 oz. 100% preshrunk cotton (Blackberry is 50/50)
- Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
- Seamless rib at neck, taped shoulder-to-shoulder
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
- Classic fit, tear away label
| Size | Body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 18" | 7.5" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 7.75" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 9.25" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 10" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 10.75" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 11.43" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 12.12" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" | 12.69" |