Scared Sheetless
Scared Sheetless
🚚 Free shipping · Printed to order, arrives in 7–14 business days · Order by Nov 30 for Christmas
Printed to order: ships in 1–3 business days, arrives in 7–14 business days (after Oct 31).
Some things are scarier than ghosts. Like running out of toilet paper.
This muscly, wicked-grinning jack-o'-lantern is sitting on a beat-up old toilet holding the very last roll, and he is NOT sharing. Glowing eyes, jagged teeth, and drippy orange and slime-green letters make this the funniest pun in the pumpkin patch.
Perfect for Halloween parties, gag gifts, coworkers with a sense of humor, and anyone who loves a good bathroom joke.
- Detailed retro horror artwork in orange, cream, and slime green
- Printed to order just for you
- Funny Halloween gag gift for friends and family
Best colors: Black, Charcoal, and Blackberry make the glowing pumpkin and bright letters pop the most.
Gildan G500 Adult 5.3 oz. T-Shirt
- 5.3 oz. 100% preshrunk cotton (Blackberry is 50/50)
- Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
- Seamless rib at neck, taped shoulder-to-shoulder
- Double-needle stitching throughout
- Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease
- Classic fit, tear away label
| Size | Body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 18" | 7.5" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 7.75" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 9.25" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 10" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 10.75" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 11.43" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 12.12" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" | 12.69" |