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I Have a Drinking Problem
$24.99
🚚 Free shipping · Printed to order, arrives in 7–14 business days · Order by Nov 30 for Christmas
Printed to order: ships in 1–3 business days, arrives in 7–14 business days (after Oct 31).
I have a drinking problem. It's usually the donor.
Our vintage-style vampire tee stars a sleepy-eyed Count in a high red-lined cape, raising a glass of something suspiciously red with a blood-drop tag on the side. Dripping gothic lettering, bats, skulls and a ruby brooch finish off the old-school horror-poster look.
- Detailed, vintage horror-poster artwork with cream, red and black tones
- Looks best on black, charcoal, dark heather, navy and forest green
- Great for Halloween parties, costume nights, bar crawls and fans of classic horror
Raise a glass (of whatever type you prefer) and grab yours today!
Gildan G200 Adult Ultra Cotton 6 oz. T-Shirt
- 6 oz. 100% USA cotton (heathers are 50/50; Ash Grey 99/1; Sport Grey & Antiques 90/10)
- Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton
- Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
- Seamless double-needle 7/8" collar, taped neck and shoulders
- Tear away label
| Size | Body length | Body width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
| S | 28" | 18" | 16.5" |
| M | 29" | 20" | 18" |
| L | 30" | 22" | 19.5" |
| XL | 31" | 24" | 21" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" | 22.5" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" | 24" |
| 4XL | 34" | 30" | 25.25" |
| 5XL | 35" | 32" | 26.5" |