Vampire Diet: Nothing After Sunrise

Printed to order: ships in 1–3 business days, arrives in 7–14 business days (after Oct 31).

Strict rules. No exceptions. Absolutely nothing after sunrise.

This tee features a sulking vampire in sunglasses hiding under a beach umbrella, with a bottle of SPF 1000 close by. It's the beach day no vampire asked for, and a hilarious pick for anyone who hates mornings, sunshine or diets.

• Bold, original vampire artwork, available in several shirt colors
• Great gift for night owls, pale friends and reluctant beachgoers
• Spooky for Halloween, funny enough to wear all year

Stay out of the sun and grab yours today!

Gildan G500 Adult 5.3 oz. T-Shirt

• 5.3 oz.,

• 100% preshrunk cotton

• Antique (Cherry Red, Jade Dome, Irish Green, Sapphire, Orange) and Sport Grey are 90% cotton, 10% polyester

• Sunset, Safety Pink, Russet, Neon (Green, Blue), Midnight, Lilac, Blackberry, Tweed, Safety Green, S. Orange, Dark Heather, Graphite Heather, and Heather (Military Green, Radiant Orchid, Red, Sapphire) are 50% cotton, 50% polyester

• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester

• Made with sustainably and fairly grown USA cotton

• Seamless rib at neck

• Taped shoulder-to-shoulder

• Double-needle stitching throughout

• Non-topstitched, classic width, rib collar

• Tear away label

• Safety Green is compliant with ANSI / ISEA 107 high-visibility standards

• Quarter-turned to eliminate center crease

• 7/8" collar

• Classic fit